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Like, hi! I'm Arwen Peredhil, queen of Gondor and many other places on Arda too (not to boast or anything). Though I'm an elf, I've married a human (a king, no less) and though many of my kin think he smells, he's actually gotten much better since he's now spending much more time in court rather than running around and getting sweaty with his ranger friends. However, while the smell has improved since he's taken on the role of king, he is not always around to keep me company, leaving me with far too much time on my hands. I'd started out spending lots of time at the Minas Tirith Mall (usually shopping for shoes and cute little outfits to go clubbing in), but then Aragorn spoiled my fun saying that $475.00 of the taxpayers money was too much to spend on the cutest little pair of shoes. Okay, so maybe $475.00 was a little much to spend on a pair of shoes, but I'm sure if I hadn't spent the money, Aragorn would have only used it to pay for some new speakers for his jeep...

Needless to say, we had a fight, which ended with my husband saying something about him being the breadwinner. This got me to thinking (a very dangerous thing I've come to realize) that maybe I should get a job too (*gasp*). I've therefore recently started working at the Burger King down at the mall -- disguised of course, so I don't end up with either Aragorn or the pesky paparazzi finding out... I wouldn't want either of them to find out that I'm serving another king, after all...

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